Hello everyone,
*90s radio host voice*
"Are you tired of your enemies constantly knocking you around on the battlefield and breathing fire on your friends? How rude of them!
Give the Ironclad Tank feat a try, you too can become a brave hero, capable of splitting explosions in half, and become the unstoppable war machine you were meant to be! Only 5 gold pieces, or call us at 00totallynotascam00!"
Anyway, you get the idea haha
Take Care! Evan | MonkeyDM
(Dungeons and Dragons Feat)